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missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

i wAS WEARING MY DIRK COSPLAY AND MY AUNT CAME OVER AN HOUR EARLIER SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS SO I JUST SAID THAT I WAS DATING MYSELF AND NOW SHE LEGIT THINKS IM DATING SOME GUY WITH TRIANGLE SHADES

UPDATE: SHE ASKED MY PARENTS ABOUT IT AND I THINK MY MOM FORGOT ABOUT THAT COSPLAY SO SHE GOT ALL CONFUSED AND STARTED QUESTIONING ME  AND MY DAD WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

which of you lil shits brought this back

(Source: princejakers)

lasagnababy:

one year for my bday my cousin thought it would be funny to get me this shirt as a jokeimage

it says “i like it when the red water comes out” and its from these creepy youtube videos called salad fingers and i normally only wear it to bed or maybe as an undershirt and the other day i was wearing it under a hoodie and i went to go get my blood drawn and i had to take my hoodie off and i think the doctors tried really hard not to look startled

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